Desiderata Errata

The New Workflows Continued from the Old Workflows The Book of Proton [8:1] And it came to pass after the days of the Upgrade, that news spread throughout the Department. [8:2] For a great machine was coming from a distant manufacturer. [8:3] And its name was Proton Therapy. [8:4] And the Administrators proclaimed, saying, [8:5] "Behold, a center of excellence shall arise among us." [8:6] And the Physicians rejoiced. [8:7] And the Physicists became concerned. [8:8] For they knew what commissioning meant.

This is a humorous interpretation of the Christian bible based on radiation therapy clinics, inspired by a random work conversation. Don't expect full consistency when humor takes priority, and hopefully it's not too offensive to anyone. Created by AI and edited/cleaned up by myself. The Old Workflows Chapter One [1:1] In the beginning, Varian created ARIA and Eclipse for the Department. [1:2] And the clinic was without schedule, and void; empty appointment slots covered the face of the database. Confusion moved upon the faces of the therapists. And the Spirit of Physics hovered over the network drives. [1:3] And Varian said, "Let there be a patient chart." And there was a patient chart. [1:4] And Varian saw the chart, that it was complete. And Varian separated the unsigned document from the signed document. [1:5] And Varian called the signed document Ready for Treatment, and the unsigned document Returned to Dosimetry. And the evening QA and the morning huddle were t...